The Gift of Time: How My Boss Saved Me from Deadline Doom
So, I’ve just received the most unexpected yet entirely welcome gift from my boss: a deadline extension. That’s right, I’ve been granted the rare and coveted "extra time" card, like a get-out-of-jail-free card, except it’s for launching my course instead of Monopoly.
Now, I know what you’re thinking. "How could you possibly need an extension?" Oh, dear reader, I’ll have you know that deadlines have a way of creeping up like a surprise pop quiz. Every time I think I’ve got a handle on my to-do list, the deadline looms larger and scarier, like a dragon waiting to burn my productivity to the ground.
But my boss—being the compassionate and occasionally psychic leader that she is—noticed the signs. Maybe it was the "Help" emoji I texted her, or the fact that my coffee was basically a lifeline, and my to-do list was a horror movie in real-time. Whatever it was, she understood. The extension was offered with a level of grace and kindness that can only be described as the equivalent of being handed a warm blanket on a cold day.
I won’t lie, I accepted immediately. No hesitation. In fact, I think my "Thank you" was so enthusiastic that it might’ve been slightly over-the-top. But after days of fighting against the clock, my soul was practically doing cartwheels.
This extension means I now have the precious gift of more time, but let’s be real—it’s also the mental equivalent of a three-day weekend. It’s like being told that your homework is due… next week, instead of today, and suddenly, you can breathe again.
Here are a few things I plan to do with my newly acquired extension:
1. Panic for an Extra Week
Let’s face it—no extension is without its consequences. I’ll probably spend the next few days pretending to work while internally freaking out about how much I still have left to do. It’s like the "extra time" will inevitably turn into "extra procrastination." But hey, at least I’ll be more relaxed while I avoid the task.
2. Overthink Every Decision
Should I start with the most difficult task? Or the easiest? Should I organize my notes in a spreadsheet, or should I just do it on a napkin and see what happens? The gift of time is dangerous because it makes you feel like you have all the time in the world, when in reality, you’re still on the clock.
3. Stare at the Deadline Like It’s a Villain
I know the extension is a lifeline, but I’ll still be eyeing that deadline like a character from an action movie—intensely. It’ll be the countdown to doom, but now with a bit more breathing room and far fewer dramatic chase scenes.
4. Practice My ‘I’m Working Hard’ Face
There’s something about knowing I have extra time that makes me more productive—at least when it comes to looking productive. Expect to see me typing furiously at my keyboard, while secretly watching cat videos. But, hey, it’s all part of the process, right?
5. Enjoy the Peaceful Afterglow of Time
Once the storm is over (and I’ve finally LAUNCHED THE COURSE), I will bask in the sweet relief of not being under that deadline pressure. It’s like when you finish an exam and realize you didn’t actually die of stress. It’s a rare moment of victory.
In all seriousness, I’m incredibly grateful for this extension. It's not every day that you get to escape the clutches of a ticking clock. It’s a reminder that sometimes, a little kindness goes a long way. So here’s to my boss—who is clearly a wizard in the art of deadline management—and to the extra time that has given me new hope (and probably another week of procrastination).
Did I mention I am my own boss?
And now, I guess I should probably get back to work… after one more cup of coffee.